2004

November 7, 2004
We were gonna start selling T-Shirts but...
Well I'll let Bury tell the story.
DRUGSUCKER - BURY'S T-SHIRT PROTEST


October 13, 2004
We have decided to start our own religion.
We worship drugs here at DRUGSUCKER LABORATORIES
so why not seek the tax exemption status?
We'll tell you where to send your "DRUG-ATIONS" later.
Till then, A thousand hail Mary-wanna'a and
one six-pack every night!!!


May 31, 2004
WHEW ! A three day weekend can be rough on the liver.
I finally figured out where Bury goes when he
"Gets abducted by aliens". He blacked out on my
couch early in the evening last saturday night,
and about 2 hours into his coma, his cell phone rang.
15 minutes later, a black car pulled up. And Bury got up
and left in the car. He called me later from a
strip club. So the conclusion is......

BURY IS BEING ABDUCTED BY STRIPPERS ! ! !

It seems that aliens from outter space work the same
hours as strippers. And anyone that's ever dated or stalked
a stripper knows how tough those hours can be.




May 12, 2004
I took Thursday and Friday off this past week
To see GWAR once in San Diego,
and once in Hollywood. Both shows were
Great. Bury went to both of the shows too.


We stayed at one of our distant DRUGSUCKER members house,
Gary. We got way too wasted at some party in Malibu
and Bury invited a man claiming to be a keyboard player
over to Gary's to jam. It turned out that he was a complete
stranger, and he wasn't very good either. By the way,
if you're that dude and you're reading this, feel free
to E-MAIL B U R Y here.

We played and partied for three solid days
It was lots of fun, and I would've posted
some of the jams that we did, but Bury sold
the adapter for his mobile recording device
and bought some beer with the money. I'm
going to have to tell his A.A. sponser.





May 3, 2004
Bury saw the "CIRCLE JERKS SHOW" two weeks
ago, and it had a sustaining effect on the
otherwise mild mannered bass player. The next day
Bury came to rehearsal and drank 12 beers in less
than 2 hours. Then proceeded to ask me for a
Margarita, and then started bumming my beers.
Clearly on some kind of mission, I armed
him with a microphone. He then began slinging
obscenities at the unsuspecting nieghbors, who were
having a family gathering, 4 generations deep.
Yep they were all there, grandma and 3 year old
child. As i muted my assistant singer..he started
yelling out loud. I was forced to turn around and
turn the whole P.A. down, as I returned my attention
to the beligerant bassist, I found him face first
on my couch. Bravo Bury!! Bravo!! You always know
how to end a song. Needless to say, He's been in the
Betty Ford Clinic ever since. But you can still E-mail
him, they allow that much. Here's to a speedy recovery


Feb, 8, 2004
The story is..we were really wasted, and Bury
Had a chicken sandwich on the table, to cure
any form of munchies he might get, while too wasted
to drive. And i put some limes on the chicken
patty...and BAM!! Clarence was born.






January 23, 2004
O.K. it's been a while, sorry about that. The computer
was under construction. I got some new stuff to record with.
And im extremely excited to inform you that every project
coming out of the DRUGSUCKER Lab will be available in
regular stereo as well as DTS 5.1 .
DTS is a format that in order to listen
to it you'll need a surround
sound stereo, with 5 speakers and a sub woofer.
DO NOT TRY TO LISTEN TO DTS ON A REGULAR STEREO !!!
For more info on DTS formats and stereo set ups,
click HERE.
And check back soon for some DRUSUCKER DTS music.
As for tonight...we'll be eating some mushrooms
and recording in 5.1 !!